Funtime Disney Style

Today we are going to have a little story for your entertainment. It has an evil character, an evil despot who rules with an iron fist...

Evil Dita...(Dum Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum).... she enslaves all little kittens to do her bidding. Fetching her toys, feeding her fresh fish, scoring her some catnip from the rough parts of town and fanning her with feathers plucked from the cardinals outside.

Then at the end of the day...when the kittens are exhausted...they huddle up, behind an old couch that Dita would find disgusting and would never come near so they might be able to sleep in peace..

but the little area behind the couch is even too small for a kitten, so they have to pile up ontop of each other, with only their own fur to keep them warm... (sad isn't it?)

They lie there dreaming of sweet treats to eat, warm milk and warm beds to one day lie in. (little Frankie seems to be chewing on Johnny's foot) ..who...who will save these little babies from the evil overload known as Dita?? WHO WILL COME TO THEIR RESCUE??!!

Who is that in the distance?? Could it be?? Is it really.....wait!! It is!! OMG it's..IT'S...

CRAVEN!!!! Who was totally not paying attention to the story and basically just said "What? I just live here". 

Moral of story - Please adopt the kittens before Dita enslaves them.